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How to invest like a couch potato

A couch potato portfolio is a great, hands-off way to invest in index funds — but how does it work? Here’s how you can get started with it today.

My favorite type of investing is low effort investing. “Couch Potato Investing,” if you will. It’s what lets me spend only 1 hour a month managing my finances.

What is Couch Potato Investing?

To truly become a couch potato investor, you need to first understand index funds.

I love index funds.

I love them so much I’m going to name my firstborn son “Index Fund Sethi” and his mother will hate me. And one of the best ways I’ve found to leverage index funds is by building a lazy portfolio.

I’ve talked about them before, but to recap, this is a diversified portfolio of low-cost index funds that allows you to be hands-off with your investing. That means no active trading, no checking your stocks every day, and no paying some hedge fund manager (who won’t beat the market anyway) to handle your money.

Couch potato investing simply refers to investing in one of these hands off portfolios — with specific “recipes”.

These “recipes” are formulas for different combinations of funds and bonds that investors can base their portfolios on.

For example, last week we talked about a portfolio recipe from Taylor Larimore. His portfolio suggests you split up your asset allocation so it’s 42% U.S. stocks, 18% international stocks, and 40% bonds.

As a result, your portfolio would look like this:

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However, the couch potato portfolio is actually simpler. Here’s why:

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Scott Burns’ Couch Potato Investing Strategy

Personal finance writer and co-founder of Scott Burns developed the Couch Potato Investing Strategy in 1991 as an alternative for his readers, who were paying money managers to handle their investments.

The recipe is INCREDIBLY simple:

  • 50% in total stock market fund (like S&P 500)
  • 50% in total bond market fund (a fund made of many different bonds)

And voila! You have your couch potato investing portfolio.

Burns also suggests these two funds that correlate with those asset classes:

  • Vanguard Index 500 Fund (VFINX)
  • Vanguard Total Bond Market Index Fund (VBMFX)
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Really complex. I know.

Of course, you don’t have to stick to the above fund recommendations. Most brokers such as Schwab and T. Rowe Price offer comparable funds such as Schwab’s S&P 500 Index Fund (SWPPX) and T. Rowe Price’s Equity Index 500 Fund (PREIX).

Burns also suggests you utilize strategic asset allocation and rebalance your portfolio each year so that you always have an even split of bonds and stocks.

“This doesn’t look diversified at all!” you may be saying. “There are only two funds in this portfolio.”

This is the beauty of index funds like the S&P 500 — they ARE diversified because they invest in 500 different companies. This means they’re much less volatile.

Sure, you’re going to see returns come in slowly. But if you keep your cash in the market over time, history shows that you’re VERY likely to make money.

How likely? Over 40 years, the Couch Potato Investing Portfolio earned an average of 9.78% annually — a number the vast majority of money managers fail to beat.

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“I want my own couch potato portfolio! How do I start?”

Luckily, there are a TON of reputable brokers out there who can help you start investing.

Unluckily, there are a TON of shady brokers who are only out there to take your money.

Luckily, I have a list of awesome, trusted brokers you can reach out to today to get your own couch potato portfolio.

My suggestions:

Signing up is ludicrously easy too:

  • Step 1: Go to the website for the brokerage of your choice.
  • Step 2: Click on the “Open an account” button. Each of the above websites has one.
  • Step 3: Start an application for an “Individual brokerage account.”
  • Step 4: Enter information about yourself — name, address, birth date, employer info, social security.
  • Step 5: Set up an initial deposit by entering in your bank information. Some brokers require you to make a minimum deposit, so use a separate bank account in order to deposit money into the brokerage account.
  • Step 6: Wait. The initial transfer will take anywhere from 3 to 7 days to complete. After that, you’ll get a notification via email or phone call telling you you’re ready to invest.
  • Step 7: Log in to your brokerage account and start investing 50% in total stock market fund and 50% in total bond market fund. If you want to follow Scott Burns’ recommendations, purchase these funds: VFINX and VBMFX.

NOTE: The wording and order of the steps will vary from broker to broker but the steps are essentially the same.

You’re also going to want to make sure you have your social security number, employer address, and bank info like account number and routing number available when you sign up, as they’ll come in handy during the application process.

The application process can be as quick as 15 minutes. In the same time it would take to watch this handsome weirdo give a talk on how much to charge your customers, you could set up a new brokerage account and start investing in your future.

If you have any questions about funds or trading, call up the numbers provided above. They’ll connect you with a fiduciary who works for the bank in order to give you the best advice and guidance they can.

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Automate your investing from your couch

Let’s take this couch potato concept even further and automate your finances so you don’t have to worry about sending money into your portfolio each month.

If you want to find out more about how to automate your finances, check out my 12-minute video explaining it here:

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  1. avatar

    Interesting article, but I think active investing is my preferred approach. In my opinion, an intelligent mix of ETF’s and single stocks and other financial instruments based on research and trends makes more sense because you can see through an investment thesis as opposed to casting such a huge net. There is an excellent site I recommend reading called Capitalist Exploits which I follow that seeks out companies and certain ETF’s with deep value. For starters, I would greatly encourage readers to start with these two articles “Indexing Lunacy” and “Debt in Dumb Money.” I think you’ll want to read more after reading those two… I don’t work for them but I am happy to recommend them. Happy investing.

  2. avatar
    Claude LaBadie

    Good story and sound advice.
    For my part I prefer to both invest in my self growth and creating profitable business I can have fun with. The Internet today is offering a large number of option for creating revenues streams out of what you like to do best. Thank you Ramit for being here helping us do that too.

  3. avatar

    Thanks, Ramit. If doing this on a monthly basis, is there a way to avoid trading fees? I recently set up an online brokerage account for this very purpose, but the fees at $8.95 per trade, kill the value of dollar cost averaging when I'm investing a modest $100 each month. Am I going about this the wrong way? Thanks.

  4. avatar
    Nigel Chua

    I think you may need to either bump up your monthly amounts such that $8.95 becomes very obscure/small…or you lump your monthly $100 to every 3/6 months instead if the budget overall is $1200 per year…

  5. avatar
    Nigel Chua

    Couch Potato Investing is one of the best ways of investing, and I use a combination of Couch + Specific Dividend Stock Investing (especially those that has been around for at least 10 years with stable dividends)…but eventually, I will move entirely to index funds.

    Ramit showed and explained how/why it's a Couch Potato Investing…but do allow me to say this – why it's very, very good is because by doing this and getting this sorted out, you can DONT THINK ABOUT this, and focus on other areas that need active managing/handling eg relationships, business, career etc.

    Index Funds, longitudinally and historically, beat all the shit out there, and is stable/boring (very, very, very good boring IMO).

  6. avatar
    Harm G.

    Excellent advice. The only thing more important I could think to add would be 'PAY YOURSELF FIRST!' Basically, more important than food, rent, or entertainment…'ll never have anything to invest if you wait till the end of the month.

  7. avatar

    Nobody can "teach you to be rich." It's something you have to acquire on your own. People don't give away their secrets, but there are a lot of scams out there.

  8. avatar

    Investing 50% (or 40%) of your retirement savings in bonds is ridiculously BAD advice (until 10, maybe eight, years out from retirement).

    Using Vanguard and taking advantage of their great/low expense ratios is good advice (I use them for everything I can).

    Allocating 40% to bonds when you're 40, 30, 20 or even 15, years from retirement means you will miss out on lots of returns.

    The only reason to not be 80% in stocks (mostly domestic) until 10 years from retirement is if you don't believe in the stock market and our basic economy. (And that case, you're probably hoarding gold and canned goods… )

  9. avatar

    If you're saving for retirement (and you should MAX that avenue out first) get an account at Vanguard and do automated investing. They have good long-term funds that only require $1,000 minimum investment (and you can transfer later once your balance increases).

    NO ONE beats the market, so go with a passively managed index fund with a low expense ratio (i.e. Vanguard).

    And make sure you contributing to your 401k (if you can) to at least get a match (if available… ).