I’m hiring an iwillteachyoutoberich sysadmin

[Edit]: I’ve received tons of applications. Thanks! This is now closed.

On the subject of earning more money on the side, I’m hiring a contract sysadmin for iwillteachyoutoberich.

You must:

• Have experience with high-traffic sites and *nix systems
• Be reliable and available to help when stuff breaks

I need someone who can:

• Ensure blog is optimized, sustaining heavy traffic from sites like Yahoo/Digg and handling thousands of concurrent viewers to my Ustream video show (embedded on the blog)
• Migrate all static media (images, videos, etc) to Amazon S3
• Do advanced caching/asset packaging if necessary
• Streamline the blog backup process
• Create, change, and delete user accounts per request
• Perform regular security monitoring to identify any possible intrusions.
• Understands asset packaging and can help recommend ways to improve the code of the site

Please do NOT apply if:

• You’ve only managed your mom’s blog or a site with only 500-1,000 visitors/day
• You are a programmer pretending to be a sysadmin

Details

• This is a paid contract position
• Time requirement: Initial work, plus ~5 hours/week ongoing

If you’re qualified, please fill this out:

[EDIT]: NOW CLOSED