I use newsletter to make fun of girl with funny results
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This is funny. I sent out my latest newsletter a couple of days ago (to learn more and sign up, click here).
Anyway, in one section I wrote, I was talking about weirdos who come up to me in random places and complain that I never send out my newsletter.
Crazy people demanding this newsletter
I don’t know what this means, but recently I have been running into a lot of crazy people who apparently read my blog and they all say the same thing: “YOU HAVEN’T SENT A NEWSLETTER OUT IN A LONG TIME!!!!” Last weekend in SF, a girl came up to me at a club saying exactly this. So if you are reading this, crazy girl, here you go.
Also, I’ll try to send these out more than once every 4 months, heh.
Then, 2 MINUTES LATER, I got a Facebook message:
Subject: crazy girl from sf club
The crazy girl from the sf club is named [name]!!!
Only in this wonderful age could I make fun of a crazy girl through my newsletter, which is based around my blog, and get a response through Facebook–all in 2 minutes. THANK YOU INTERNET!!!!!!!!
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